2006-03-11 [kittykittykitty]: its ok inoue *pats* it wasn't your fault *evil eyes towards [Steel Mal'ak]*

2006-03-13 [Sailor Uranus XD]: Arigatou

2006-03-21 [happy11xxx]: lol. *stares at what [Steel Mal'ak] had for lunch and pukes over 2000 times* i hate chocolate like wo!!!!

2006-03-21 [Steel Mal'ak]: COFFEE.

2006-03-21 [happy11xxx]: coffees ok if...its like a vannila frapachino or a pumkin spice thing from starbucks:P i hate plain coffee..

2006-03-21 [Steel Mal'ak]: STRAIGHT SHOTS, BABY!!! *wigs out*

2006-03-21 [happy11xxx]: ok...?=^-^=

2006-03-22 [mc__]: YES!! i got a cookie!

2006-03-22 [happy11xxx]: lol good job on that cookie! (ask onyx what flavor it its!)

2006-03-22 [Steel Mal'ak]: Girl scout flavor.

2006-03-22 [happy11xxx]: which girl scout flavor??

2006-03-23 [Sailor Uranus XD]: RARGH!!! huh confused XD

2006-03-24 [happy11xxx]: lol im half confuzzed but i think i almost got it...

2006-03-24 [kittykittykitty]: girl scouts of what age might I ask? 'cause if there like 9 that's just weird o_O

2006-03-24 [happy11xxx]: whys it weird?

2006-03-24 [Sailor Uranus XD]: pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-03-25 [kittykittykitty]: hrrmf.. well [Sailor Uranus XD] does have a point :P

2006-03-26 [Sailor Uranus XD]: well it a bit pedophilliac to like kiddiewinks

2006-03-26 [happy11xxx]: egh same diff

2006-03-26 [kittykittykitty]: though I guess if you are 11 anyway it doesn't matter :P

2006-03-28 [happy11xxx]: yea im 11. i feel so...kiddish with all you...*srry all you pplz* old pplz around:P hehe

2006-03-28 [Sailor Uranus XD]: im not old!!!!!><

2006-03-29 [happy11xxx]: i know...im just sorta joking yet im not...:P

2006-03-29 [kittykittykitty]: Well hardly 'old' >_> *is having a mid-life crisis at 17*

2006-03-29 [Steel Mal'ak]: OMG I am DECREPIT and AGED!!! *commits    *

2006-03-30 [happy11xxx]: hehe well.your older than me lets put it that way....most people on here are 13 or older

2006-03-30 [Sailor Uranus XD]: im 15 so... uhh... im middle aged?

2006-03-30 [Steel Mal'ak]: OMG you're over the hill...

2006-03-30 [Sailor Uranus XD]: huh... im confused! argggh!!! and how are you steel/ sickness??

2006-03-31 [happy11xxx]: oh thats soooooooo nice [Steel Mal'ak]!

2006-04-03 [kittykittykitty]: hmmm but how old is [Steel Mal'ak]? 25? 45? 65??

2006-04-03 [Sailor Uranus XD]: oooh dissage!

2006-04-04 [happy11xxx]: yes dissage i love dissing people

2006-04-04 [kittykittykitty]: well it isn't against the rules :P

2006-04-07 [happy11xxx]: yup:)hehe....its not agains the rules but noone said you could....

2006-04-07 [Sailor Uranus XD]: yeah! dissing is eeeevill!!!

2006-04-08 [happy11xxx]: evil but awesome:P

2006-04-08 [Sailor Uranus XD]: hm... i might agree

2006-04-08 [happy11xxx]: lol i win:)

2006-04-21 [kittykittykitty]: you know... even after reading all this I haven't messaged [Steel Mal'ak]... o_O

2006-04-21 [happy11xxx]: ch..lol thats great [kittykittykitty]

2006-04-22 [Sailor Uranus XD]: ooohhh... message her!!!

2006-04-22 [happy11xxx]: 1. You are under the maturity level of an adult and/or are under 16. (That means you, you 14-year-old horny freak boy!) this rule keeps me from messaging her...:S

2006-04-25 [Sailor Uranus XD]: ha ha ha you 14-year-old-horny-freak boy!!! XD

2006-04-25 [Sailor Uranus XD]: sorry that was the only bit i noticedXD

2006-04-25 [happy11xxx]: lol its ok

2006-04-25 [Sailor Uranus XD]: i notice wierd things like there was a cat scratching my friends legs but i noticed what clour its eyes were rather than what it was doing to her

2006-04-25 [happy11xxx]: thats cool:) i love odd people like you:P (not litteraly, just...the way i mean it...)

2006-04-25 [Sailor Uranus XD]: well im off to sleep *collapses in the middle of a road... straight to sleep with no medical condition*

2006-04-26 [kittykittykitty]: hahaha finally!! *with evil grin, goes to get out her car*

2006-04-26 [Sailor Uranus XD]: *stays asleep moaning about a cat clawing her*

2006-04-26 [kittykittykitty]: damnit I forgot, I can't drive.... these big paws... *whispers subliminal messages to [Sailor Uranus XD] while asleep*

2006-04-26 [happy11xxx]: drives [kittykittykitty]'s car into a ditch so she cant run over [Sailor Uranus XD]

2006-04-27 [kittykittykitty]: awww why spoil the fun ~_^

2006-04-27 [Sailor Uranus XD]: *wakes up*eeeeekkk!!!!!*see's the car in the ditch* who drove that?? they saved my life !!!

2006-04-29 [happy11xxx]: *raises hand* i did...(yes [kittykittykitty] i like spoiling fun) but it twasnt that hard...considering ive never driven anything in my life exept a lawn mower but my grandpas always behind me, condidering i cant reach the pettles

2006-05-01 [Sailor Uranus XD]: *leaps at [happy11xxx]* thankyou!!! *massive glomp*

2006-05-01 [kittykittykitty]: -_e *big un-glomp!*

2006-05-02 [Sailor Uranus XD]: O_O pfft !! :P

2006-05-02 [happy11xxx]: ok.........i been glomped and un-glomped..

2006-05-02 [Sailor Uranus XD]: im confused *glomps again*

2006-05-03 [kittykittykitty]: *un-glomps again*.. it's only fair

2006-05-03 [Sailor Uranus XD]: *glomps again

2006-05-04 [kittykittykitty]: *tackles [Sailor Uranus XD] and knocks her to the ground, then starts chewing on her arm*

2006-05-04 [Sailor Uranus XD]: ow ow owwww!!!! *pulls out a sword and hacks off her own arm*

2006-05-05 [kittykittykitty]: *runs off with [Sailor Uranus XD]'s arm, munching along the way*

2006-05-05 [Sailor Uranus XD]: *magically makes a metal arm appear in place of the other one (like ED from FMA)

2006-05-08 [happy11xxx]: *grabs [Sailor Uranus XD]'s metal arm and runs with arm and [Sailor Uranus XD] over to [kittykittykitty] and using the scaryness of a metal arm makes [kittykittykitty] give back [Sailor Uranus XD]'s real human arm*

2006-05-09 [Sailor Uranus XD]: aaagggggghhhh!!! im being harassed

2006-05-10 [happy11xxx]: yes your being harassed but your geting your arm back:P

2006-05-10 [kittykittykitty]: meh! x_x I give up! *hands over arm* It wasn't very tasty anyway...

2006-05-10 [Sailor Uranus XD]: nice... bite marks.... oh well i have my metal one now! ^_^

2006-05-11 [happy11xxx]: lol...thanks...jsut dont thank me for trying to save your arm...even if you dont what it,,,

2006-05-13 [Sailor Uranus XD]: THANKYOU!!!!! *BIG GLOMP*

2006-05-14 [happy11xxx]: oh yay!!!thats the first time ive been...whatever i did and some1 actualy said what i was talking about........that made no sence but heck...:P

2006-05-15 [Sailor Uranus XD]: lol all good XD ^_^

2006-05-18 [happy11xxx]: =^-^=

2006-05-19 [Sailor Uranus XD]: *humungous glomp* i like glomping what can i say? !

2006-05-20 [happy11xxx]: ok...*shifty eyes*

2006-05-21 [Sailor Uranus XD]: what with the eyes??

2006-05-23 [kittykittykitty]: *secretly glomps [Sailor Uranus XD]* Who did that? o_0

2006-05-25 [happy11xxx]: idk whats with the eyes:P i just felt like putting tha:P

2006-05-28 [Sailor Uranus XD]: wahh!!! i got glomped *runs around in circles trying to find the glomper!*

2006-05-28 [kittykittykitty]: :P It was [happy11xxx]!!

2006-05-28 [happy11xxx]: Ok guys my sister is dead so i wanted to let you know that she won't be on anymore

2006-05-29 [Sailor Uranus XD]: O_O .... T_T *upset about hearing that* awwwwwwww *Hugs [happy11xxx]

2006-05-29 [kittykittykitty]: I am very sorry to hear that [happy11xxx]

2006-07-06 [Fudos]: I READ THE WHOLE THING

2006-07-06 [Steel Mal'ak]: God job! *gives a cookie*

2006-07-06 [Jewl]: So did I...

2006-07-09 [Ri'hala]: Sheeple... interesting word o.o

2006-07-19 [Vampire Akis]: Who cares about Onyx when I have [*lifefox*] I love my girlfriend!!!!!!

2006-07-19 [Steel Mal'ak]: I care about Onyx!!! *slaps*

2006-07-20 [Sailor Uranus XD]: Bwahahahaha !!!! in your face!!! XD

2006-07-27 [kittykittykitty]: XD We all lobes onyx!!! Isn't this the fanclub...? o_O

2006-07-28 [Steel Mal'ak]: *raises eyebrow* I guess it could be...

2006-07-28 [Sailor Uranus XD]: yes it probably is!

2006-08-02 [Sedition]: oh yes,you believe in people walking on water,and an invisible pink pony that has powers and made the universe,and WE are feeble minded -rolls eyes-

2006-08-03 [Sailor Uranus XD]: i do! and you gots a problem with that? hmmmm ????!!!!!

2006-08-04 [Vampire Akis]: ok then.... don't slap people because they don't mail Onyx... that means Onyx likes punks emos goths etc or not?

2006-08-06 [Steel Mal'ak]: Onyx likes everyone. But I don't like a lot of things people do.

2006-08-24 [XxTsomexX]: good for you! i agree, im not even in a category XD and i could care less...

2006-08-31 [Lothuriel]: Wow...0__o, starts writing her resume. Do I need to make an appointment as well? =0p

2006-09-29 [pink floyd]: I like the word Sheeple...

2006-10-24 [Eyonic]: these are good rules!

2006-10-25 [Jewl]: stolen from michael savage... lol

2006-10-25 [Steel Mal'ak]: OMG YOU LISTEN TO HIM TOO?! That's awesome!!! I love you even more now, Jewl!! *tackles*

2006-10-25 [mistical]: i love this.......i love cookies more! thank you!!!!

2006-10-25 [Jewl]: *laughs and hugs* Hell yes. He's awesome.

2006-10-25 [Steel Mal'ak]: I haven't heard him for awile. Does he have an XM radio station???

2006-11-14 [++Boo{I Will Always Love You}]: No offense at all but can I just request that the second to last "you" in number 7 be changed to "your"... Otherwise it makes this Onyx person sound like a hypocrite since they don't like it when lazy people don't check their spelling... Thank you! =)

2006-11-14 [Jewl]: I dunno!

2006-11-14 [Steel Mal'ak]: *dies* Sorry!!! You caught me! I was, in fact, too lazy to thoroughly check my spelling.

2006-11-21 [Subject37]: You broke your own rule! How could you? One question, what if a person is "underage" and all the rules DON'T apply and is female?

2006-11-21 [Steel Mal'ak]: That's a stupid question. Shut up.

2006-11-21 [Sailor Uranus XD]: T_T im hungry *runs off and returns with a lorry full of cookies*

2006-11-21 [Jewl]: *gives Steel a chocolate hershey's kiss*

2006-11-21 [Steel Mal'ak]: Awwww, thanks!!! *snarfs chocolate*

2006-12-07 [love2003love]: I read the whole list, YAY! i got a cookie!

2006-12-16 [Skw3rlch4n]: Yay! Eine Kekse! *munches*

2006-12-16 [Steel Mal'ak]: Eh???

2006-12-16 [Sailor Uranus XD]: i feel the same bud *sat with a ciggarette in side of mouth*

2006-12-21 [Nyquilz]: I got a cookie *eats it while staring at the tree in your yard*

2006-12-21 [Steel Mal'ak]: IT'S RUDE TO STARE! *takes cookie*

2006-12-21 [Sailor Uranus XD]: yes it is * walks around with eyes closed*

2006-12-23 [Xorital]: yay i got a cookie ^^

2006-12-26 [princess jojo]: yay i got a cookie to!!!!!

2007-01-14 [Seamus Schwathe]: Whee! Thank you for the cookie! *hands you a cupcake in return*

2007-02-03 [Kesela]: What kind of cookies? I did read the whole list, so now i'm looking for a cookie.

2007-02-03 [Tingis]: hmm cookies, how wonderful would it be if it could rain cookies.

2007-02-03 [Steel Mal'ak]: OMG, I need to make more cookies! *runs off to bake cookies*

2007-02-03 [Sienta]: Hee hee, I read the whole list!! But the cookies are still in the oven.... I know! *goes and helps make cookies*

2007-02-04 [Steel Mal'ak]: *catches on fire*

OMG!!!!!

2007-02-04 [Seamus Schwathe]: EEk! *throws water on Steel*

2007-02-05 [Steel Mal'ak]: *in shock*

2007-02-08 [Seamus Schwathe]: But you're no longer on fire, right?

2007-02-08 [Steel Mal'ak]: *glares* No cookie for you.

2007-02-08 [Jewl]: Mew? *kittenish*

2007-02-09 [Seamus Schwathe]: I'm sorry, I was trying to help?...

2007-02-14 [I'm gone gone gone]: That's for steel because he gave me a cookie :)

2007-02-14 [Steel Mal'ak]: *cough*she*cough*

2007-02-15 [Goldice]: i got a cookie too

2007-02-15 [Steel Mal'ak]: NO YOU DIDN'T!!! I'm still making cookies!

2007-02-15 [Goldice]: i read to the end though

2007-02-15 [Steel Mal'ak]: I know! But I'm not done making cookies yet! The last batch caught on fire, but I have a new batch in the oven.

2007-02-15 [Goldice]: ah ok thne. I understand

2007-02-24 [Sienta]: Here, I have some extras from my wiki. Nobody has been commenting, so they're just going to waste. *Holds out cookies* HERE YOU GO!!!

2007-02-24 [tuff ghost]: I really don't like this sort of page.
And/or your beliefs.
Why am I typing this?
Will I eventually hit the arrow and send it to you?
Probably.
What will I accomplish?
Nothing, except for gaining a bit of self-satasfaction.

2007-02-24 [Steel Mal'ak]: Huh? *pokes the last comment* What was that all about?

2007-03-02 [Emporer Sensi]: What the heck?! *Pokes comment with Steel.* That was odd, random, and rather rude.

2007-03-05 [Goldice]: yeah that was really nasty

2007-03-05 [tuff ghost]: Nasty? Hardly. Rude? Not at all.
Your existence? Let me reconsider that one.
Oh, whatever.

2007-03-05 [Steel Mal'ak]: *raises an eyebrow*

2007-03-06 [Goldice]: if you don't like it, go away and don't come back. simple...

2007-03-06 [Steel Mal'ak]: You get two cookies now! *gives Goldice two cookies*

2007-03-06 [Goldice]: thanks!!! what i get the extra cookie for?

2007-03-06 [Steel Mal'ak]: For stickin' up for meh!

2007-03-06 [Goldice]: ah ok cool. well i just dont see the point in it because it wont achieve anything apart from an ass kicking

2007-03-06 [Steel Mal'ak]: Meh. It's the that counts.

2007-03-06 [Goldice]: lol. wel if he comes back ill set my rotweiller on him

2007-03-06 [Emporer Sensi]: I stick up for you all the time, but I don't get a damn thing!

2007-03-06 [Goldice]: awwwwww *gives a wollipop*

2007-03-06 [Emporer Sensi]: *Glare*

2007-03-06 [Emporer Sensi]: I got a purebreed blue pit the oother day. FOR FREE! Cuz the people where to old to hold him for.

2007-03-06 [Goldice]: awww im jealous. actually i have my gorgeous dog anyway but those dogs are just so lovely

2007-03-06 [Steel Mal'ak]: *gives Sensi an "extra-special" cookie laced with heroin, but she dosen't tell him that* Here is an extra special cooie just for you, Sensi!

2007-03-07 [NukleaЯ EveЯgloW™]: Yay! I have a cookie. Thank you =)

2007-03-08 [Emporer Sensi]: *Eyes the cookie suspiciously* "......I don't trust you right now for some reason."

2007-03-12 [Steel Mal'ak]: Awww, but it's just a yummy cookie. It's made with...er...love!

2007-03-12 [Goldice]: love cookies? dangerous things they are

2007-03-12 [Emporer Sensi]: Indeed, that's why i don't trust it. *Takes cookie and has it chemically tested*

2007-06-15 [Danno]: ok, i've read through it and...where's my cookie? :'(

2007-07-07 [Tragedy In Trend]: Uhm...I'm not sure if I want this cookie...*cough* lol jk. But this has very good points. Too many people I know get too violent during intelligent debates. Everyone has their own opinion and they have the right to protect it without getting beat-up for it. Some people are too selfesh.

2007-07-18 [Radioactive Flea]: "moronic sheeple" I was just wondering if this was a spelling error or purposeful. And how can I get this link put above my house? :D

2007-07-18 [Steel Mal'ak]: No, it's purposeful. Sheeple = Sheep+People

2007-08-14 [Emporer Sensi]: Hehehehee

2007-08-15 [zankou]: hmmm your pretty solid on what you want...thats...nice i suppose.

2007-08-26 [WinnieFaith]: Cookie!!! I want this link, how do I get it?? It's so amazingly great and the perfect rules.

2007-08-26 [Steel Mal'ak]: You type this: Do not message Onyx if...@wiki, and put it in square brackets.

2007-08-27 [WinnieFaith]: Eh? Ok...I'll have to experiment, because I'm not entirely sure, I'm still half asleep. But, thanks! And, I love the cookie!!! *chomp*

2007-10-15 [small and mighty]: Very nice set of guidelines..sheeple is a good word...i like it.

2007-10-19 [FritoGyrl]: yaaaay cookie!

2007-12-06 [Fudos]: COMMENT!!!!AUDIBLE GASP!

2008-02-15 [skater301_DX]: ur a god dam bitch no one can stand u

2008-02-15 [Steel Mal'ak]: Maybe if you had read this beforehand, you would have formed this opinion BEFORE asking my "asl". Now get off my page, you grammar-less loser.

2008-02-19 [Jewl]: *mwahahha*

2008-02-19 [Steel Mal'ak]: See, Jewl loves me. That's her "I love Onyx" evil laugh.

2008-02-21 [Jewl]: It is!

2008-05-23 [Particle Girl]: Where's my effing cookie :O

2008-05-23 [Steel Mal'ak]: OMG they're in the oven, hold your horses, woman.

2008-07-07 [Steel Mal'ak]: COOKIES ARES DONES.

2008-08-06 [Fudos]: I like cookies.

2008-08-06 [Fudos]: I think there are some things up there (particularly words in rules 1, 7, and 13) that can be changed for the sake of all righteousness (always do what is right in the eyes of everyone)

2008-08-06 [Steel Mal'ak]: Perhaps I will change them up later.

2008-08-07 [Fudos]: *shrugs* I'm just going around on like... all the wiki pages I know of.

2008-08-07 [Steel Mal'ak]: I ought to do that. I have like....a million wiki-pages.

2008-08-07 [Fudos]: YOU OUGHT TO.

2008-09-23 [Darth Jacein]: what kinda cookies i get?

2008-09-23 [Steel Mal'ak]: CHOCOLATE CHIPPY.

2008-09-23 [Darth Jacein]: sweet!